My main complaint about Seattle is the total lack of natural beauty. Case in point: this hideous sunset. I can barely stand to look at it forever.
I will never post a cat photo to instagram. You have my word.
Selfie-ism is a disease that is eradicating the moral fibers of this country. It is listed in the DSM-IV as a mental illness. Here’s a selfie.
I have plans to steal this apartment.